Synaptic Flash

Thursday, January 26, 2006

A tumor grows in the center of her brain. About the size of a small avocado, or a large walnut. If we were to open her skull and bisect her brain, we'd see that the tumor is the color of charcoal - jet black- and the consistency of rotting fruit - fleshy, soft to the touch, quick to disintegrate. If we leaned down close to the tumor and caught a whiff we might be taken aback by its stench; the smell of rotting meat, the odor of a rat, long dead, decomposing in the attic.

No one is yet aware of this tumor. At least, not anyone from the medical field. She didn't need an official prognosis; she isn't interested in x-rays and MRIs and chemical dyes. She didn't need to spend hundreds of dollars - perhaps thousands, considering the substantial deductable built into her health insurance - paying doctors for an opinion about something she is already familiar with.

She's quite aware that something has gone terribly wrong with her thinking, though she's done a tremendous job of hiding her concerns from anyone. Her inability to add and subtract simple equations, the sudden onset of color blindness. The strange ripple in her reasoning. She senses a correlation between her lifelong tendency toward negative thinking and this ball of black rot growin in her brain. She feels it's a direct manifestation of her years of anger and hatred, emotions she's kept bottled up so long they've obviously begun to form a dark fleshy mass of rebellion.

Who knows really when it struck her to attempt self surgery to deal with the problem. She went about her preparations as if in a dream - getting a Makita drill, finding the right bit, fashioning a suction device out of a turkey baster and a length of rubber surgical tubing. The morphine she'd been stocking up in the bathroom cabinet came from her father's prescription - he'd died late last year of lung cancer, and she was in charge of caring for him up until his very last days, when she finally succumbed to checking him into a hospice. But not before she raided his painkiller stash.

She'd taken her vacation leave from work, figuring that it might take a few days to recuperate. She studied maps of the human skull on the Internet, practicing the positioning of the drill at a slightly up angle, pressed against her temple. As weeks passed, she grew more confident that she could pull it off without a hitch; that soon, this dark black rot growing in her brain would finally be excised for good, doctors and insurance be damned.

And suddenly here we were; tomorrow was the big day. She put extra food in the cat's bowl, turned off the gas to the house, and unplugged the phone. She took a long bath, taking special pains to condition her hair and wrap it in curlers and a big, fluffy towel. She watched her favorite TV programs, lounging in her robe and slippers, drinking a martini and having a cigarette indoors, something she never did anymore. She went to sleep knowing that all would end up well.

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